Thursday, February 14, 2008
People, can you feel it? Love is all around.
Three things in human life are important: the first is to be kind; the second is to be kind; and the third is to be kind.
~ Henry James
I really hope I live up to those standards.
Happy Valentine's Day, people!
Monday, February 04, 2008
What Can I Say? I like Jam Bands.
I’m writing about this because I found it to not only be absolutely hilarious, but so true.
Last night, I went over to my friend’s house to watch the Super Bowl. The night in itself was pretty interesting. I hung out with some of the funniest people I have ever met. We ended up talking and laughing more so than paying attention to the game. I took it moderately easy, though, and was asleep by 11.
Still, I did not want to get up this morning, but somehow managed. I get a call from my friend G. He has left his keys in his wife’s purse, and she is already at work. So, I have to go pick him up on my way to work. Mind you, his work is no where near my work. But, that’s what friends are for, eh? So, I pick his skanky-self up.
Even though G is clinically insane, sometimes, he’ll say something that is so dead on. Well, this morning he did. He picked up my iPod and said, “You know, you can tell a lot about a person by what kind of music they have on their iPod. But, you can tell everything about a person by what they have playing on their iPod on the way to work in the mornings.”
Isn’t that so true?! Now, I won’t say what was playing on my iPod, because I don’t want everyone to know everything about me. But, I will tell his response. He picked up my iPod and shook his head saying, “Should have figured.”
So, the next time you get retarded at a Super Bowl party and have to call your friend for a ride the next morning, check out what’s playing on their radio. It will tell you everything you need to know about that person.
Last night, I went over to my friend’s house to watch the Super Bowl. The night in itself was pretty interesting. I hung out with some of the funniest people I have ever met. We ended up talking and laughing more so than paying attention to the game. I took it moderately easy, though, and was asleep by 11.
Still, I did not want to get up this morning, but somehow managed. I get a call from my friend G. He has left his keys in his wife’s purse, and she is already at work. So, I have to go pick him up on my way to work. Mind you, his work is no where near my work. But, that’s what friends are for, eh? So, I pick his skanky-self up.
Even though G is clinically insane, sometimes, he’ll say something that is so dead on. Well, this morning he did. He picked up my iPod and said, “You know, you can tell a lot about a person by what kind of music they have on their iPod. But, you can tell everything about a person by what they have playing on their iPod on the way to work in the mornings.”
Isn’t that so true?! Now, I won’t say what was playing on my iPod, because I don’t want everyone to know everything about me. But, I will tell his response. He picked up my iPod and shook his head saying, “Should have figured.”
So, the next time you get retarded at a Super Bowl party and have to call your friend for a ride the next morning, check out what’s playing on their radio. It will tell you everything you need to know about that person.
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