Ok, it’s here. The weekend for the “Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry.” The Auburn/Georgia game, baby. Yes, I will admit it—I don’t despise Georgia quite like I used to. Alabama takes that top spot now!
I asked fans from Auburn, Georgia, and yes, even Alabama what their predictions for the final score of the game. Here are the results:
Auburn Fan: Auburn 24 Georgia 10
(Editor’s note: Very smart guy. He has not been far off this year. I hope he’s dead on this time!)
Georgia Fan: Georgia 21 Auburn 17
(Editor’s note: Very sweet, optimistic, delusional Georgia fan. I still love her, though.)
Auburn Fan: Auburn 24 Georgia 17
(Editor’s note: One of my lovely sisters, who graduated from Auburn with honors. No bias. Just calls it like she sees it.)
Georgia Fan: “Georgia and Auburn will play a closely-fought game; Georgia will however, win by 7 points.”
(Editor’s note: I asked for a final score. Typical Georgia fan that can’t follow directions. Geez.)
Auburn Fan: Auburn 24 Georgia 10
(Editor’s note: Another one of my lovely sisters. She and the very smart guy picked the same outcome. Huh.)
Georgia Fan: Georgia 24 Auburn 21
(Editor’s note: She told me I was living in a “fairy land” if I thought Auburn was going to win. This is coming from a person who is 5 feet tall. Ha! I love her though.)
Auburn Fan: Auburn 30 Georgia 20
(Editor’s note: This guy likes to beat up Georgia fans. Now that I think about it, he likes to beat up Alabama, Ole Miss, LSU, et cetera fans, as well.)
Georgia Fan: Georgia 27 Auburn 21
(Editor’s note: I used to date this Georgia fan. He always did have a great sense of humor, kind of like that score he just predicted.)
Auburn Fan: Auburn 17 Georgia 14
(Editor’s note: She grew up in Athens. So, she can testify that these fans are annoying. She couldn’t take the obnoxious red and black and bulldawgs and hedges and arches and all that other mess. She bleeds orange and blue.)
Georgia Fan: Georgia 31 Auburn 27
(Editor’s note: Take my advice—if you’re an Auburn fan, marry an Auburn fan! You’ve got to have that one thing in common.)
Auburn Fan: Auburn 28 Georgia 24
(Editor’s note: This guy is a die-hard Auburn fan, kind of like me. But, he is more obnoxious to watch a game with than I ever thought about being. Good grief. I thought he was going to have a heart attack during the Auburn/Florida game.)
Georgia Fan: Georgia 21 Auburn 14
(Editor’s note: One of the smoothest talking Georgia fans around. Smooth, O, real smooth!)
Now, I will prove my point to just how ignorant Alabama fans are … when asked their prediction for the Auburn/ Georgia game, here is what they said … And, I quote:
Alabama dingbat fan #1: “Alabama is gonna win!!!!”
(Editor’s note: I had no response to this.)
Alabama dingbat fan #2: “Georgia”
(Editor’s note: I responded with a not so friendly hand gesture.)
Now, this Auburn fan's prediction: I’m going to reverse that one Georgia fan's score … I say Auburn 31 Georgia 27
Now, all together, Warrrrrrr Eagle, Hey!
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